Hugh Hefner's 83rd Birthday Party

Ah, another year has come and gone and now Hugh Hefner is 83 - 83! Wow, that's a lot of sex for one man in one lifetime. Unfortunately, Hugh Hefner refuses to admit that he now needs afternoon naps and Ben-Gay, and so he tries to keep up with the 20-year-olds.

But looking at this picture, you have to admit it - either it Hugh Hefner is more interested in finding out who called or he's acting like he's interested in finding out who called and is taking a little, well, we'll just call it a catnap.

Poor Hugh Hefner... most 83-year-olds are surrounded by their kids and grandkids and poor old Hef is surrounded by vagina and silicone as far as the eye could see. I'm guessing most guys would still choose the latter.