We all know that Jewel has some weird teeth that she believed made her original and beautiful in her own way, but I bet you didn't know that Jewel had weird breasts that look like there's one extra breast hiding underneath another.
Perhaps Jewel tried to push them up by taping, or maybe Jewel had some kind of work done that left her breasts looking bizarre, but whatever the case, you'd think that Jewel could afford to get that fixed up, or at least avoid wearing a dress that highlighted said flaw.
Maybe Jewel doesn't care and sees her lopsided breasts as yet another flaw to embrace. Maybe. Or maybe she's at home right now, staring at her naked body and crying while she drowns her sorrows in a tub of fat-free soy ice cream.
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