Celebrity Flaw of the Day - AnnaLynne McCord Fake Tan

Wow, I never really thought that Beverly Hills: 90210's AnnaLynne McCord was all that hot, but for some reason, most men tend to fall all over themselves for this 21-year-old. Well, now AnnaLynne McCord has decided to step up her game by making herself look 15 years older than she actually is.

AnnaLynne McCord thought it a good idea to head down to the tanning booths and turn a dark orange just in time to don a white dress that would perfectly accent her incredibly fake tan with raccoon eyes.

So if AnnaLynne McCord was one of your "oh I wish I looked like her" kind of girls, you might change your mind after this.

Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together

Rihanna has gone back to Chris Brown and the two are apparently hiding out in one of P Diddy's pads, reports People.com. And as much as I hate to admit it, People is usually right on the money.

Despite the fact that Chris Brown left Rihanna broken and bruised at the scene of the crime, Rihanna has forgiven the incident and has gone back to him. I still think that Chris Brown's career has thus gone the way of Ike Turner's, but that's just me.

Now what I'm wondering is whether or not fans of Rihanna's will turn their backs on her for going back to her abuser, or if they'll start saying stupid things like she's setting a bad example for all the young girls who look up to her... as though parents have nothing to do with girls who date abusive guys.

Anyway, this is bad news for anyone who's been keeping up with the whole Rihanna / Chris Brown fiasco, and I'm guessing, just guessing, that Jay-Z probably won't be giving Chris Brown a beatdown anymore. I'm also guessing that Chris Brown doesn't mind the herpes so much anymore.

Jamie Foxx's Blame It Video

Jamie Foxx's single "Blame It" has a celebrity-filled video attached to it, with the likes of Jake Gyllenhaal, Ron Howard and Samuel L Jackson in it, to name a few. 

Jamie Foxx's "Blame It" is catchy, no doubt, but give me anything that has Jake Gyllenhaal attached to it and I'm there with bells on. And garters...

So check out Jamie Foxx's video and see if you can spot all the celebrities. I'm guessing that now that Jamie Foxx has won the highly coveted Oscar for acting, he's vying for a couple of Grammys now.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Got Married

Wow, who knew that Tom Brady would actually agree to marrying Gisele Bundchen? I mean, she tried to drag Leo DiCaprio to the altar, but he just wasn't having it, but Tom Brady was more than happy to head down the aisle with the hot-headed model.

Of course, you know that all this just means that she won't have any of his children because of her career, he'll get mad and they'll end up in divorce court arguing over who owes who what and for how long, and Gisele Bundchen will take Tom Brady to the cleaners. 

Gisele Bundchen wore an ivory-clored Dolce & Gabbana dress and I'm guessing Tom Brady wore whatever she told him to wear. 

Poor Tom Brady, he has no idea how his life is going to turn out now that Gisele Bundchen has that ring on her finger.  

Shoe of the Day - Jessica Simpson Genaviv Heels

Jessica Simpson may not be the brightest bulb on earth, but she sure knows a stylish shoe when she sees one. Her design company designed the Genaviv heel, which comes in Dark Chocolate (seen here), Cognac and Black, and fits like a glove.

Not only is this shoe hella comfortable, but these alluring sandals features a fun curly leather upper with an open-toe and adjustable slingback. The upper is fastened with accenting studs to the faux wooden 1¼ inch platform and 5-inch stiletto heel.

These would look absolutely perfect with jeans or capris... that's right; capris will never, ever go out of style. Ever.

Jessica Simpson has scored some serious points with these awesome heels and I'll be sure to let you know of other stylish shoes from her collection in the near future.

Cost: $88
Where to get them: Zappos.com

Lisa Rinna was Drunk at the Oscars

Lisa Rinna is doing her damnedest to remain relevant but it's getting more and more difficult to look at her when she keeps pumping her face full of Botox and fat. If you missed her emceeing at the 81st Oscars alongside Joey Fatone, here's the video that shows you that not only is it painful to look at her face because it is frozen; she's drunk as well.

Lisa Rinna is so busy concentrating on how to move her lips without ripping her cheeks that she forgets where she is... that's probably why she kept drinking that evening. Lisa Rinna needs to stop before people start referring to her as Joan Rivers.

Friendly Thrills - February 26, 2009

Check out what my fellow bloggers are writing about:

Rihanna and Chris Brown are a great example of why you shouldn't get matching tattoos. (Cityrag)

Megan Fox has decided that it would be better for her career if she dumped Brian Austin Green. (Egotastic!)

San Francisco's first lady has a threesome and no one seems to care. (PopEater)

Nicole Kidman takes Hugh Jackman and all that botox to the Tokyo premiere of Australia. (JustJared)

You can see George Clooney on ER on March 12, 2009. (ICYDK)

Drew Barrymore tells Jennifer Aniston to dump John Mayer's sorry ass. (CeleBitchy)

Rosie O'Donnell and Madonna tell the world they're menopausal. Yum! (dListed)

Kim Kardashian gets a pedicure and it looks like she's had some face work done. (DrunkenStepfather)

Jerry Seinfeld Returns to NBC in The Marriage Ref

It seems being married for 9 years has given Jerry Seinfeld a whole lot of material. So much so, that he's decided to return to NBC in a reality series called "The Marriage Ref."

Essentially, Jerry Seinfeld enlists all kinds of celebrities to make judgments on marital disputes between everyday people and right there and then, Jerry Seinfeld decides who is right and who is wrong.

I have to admit, this is very interesting, especially if you're married or in a committed relationship. Jerry Seinfeld knows gold when he sees it, and this show is going to be no different. What would make it even more awesome is if he got his old partner Larry David.

Paula Abdul Will Leave American Idol

Paula Abdul openly criticized the fact that fourth judge Kara DioGuardi had been added to the American Idol roster, complaining that it now takes way too long to get through all the judges commentary.

To be quite honest, adding Kara DioGuardi has made me appreciate Paula Abdul that much more. It's pretty obvious that they brought Kara DioGuardi on because Paula Abdul is splitting after this year because her contract expires.

I'm not a big fan of Kara DioGuardi because she just doesn't bring anything interesting to the show. She tries to hard and last night she got burned when she was the first judge to give her opinion after her performance and all three judges completely disagreed with her. It was sweet.

And just for fun, here is Nick "Norman" Mitchell's performance.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Jennifer Carpenter Sweaty Armpits

Jennifer Carpenter is the pretty 29-year-old who stars in the TV show Dexter, but she looks like she's anything but standing here with her husband Michael C. Hall and sporting very sweaty armpits.

Considering she probably brings home a pretty sweet paycheck, you'd think she'd consider some botox injections to stop the hyperhidrosis somewhat, huh? But I'm guessing Jennifer Carpenter knew that her armpits were that sweaty and just didn't care.

Hey, more power to her. I mean, I'm not even a celeb and I wouldn't be caught dead with sweaty pit stains on my shirts. Here's to you, Miss Carpenter.

Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter Will Reunite on Tonight Show

I don't know if you ever watched Conan O'Brien when Andy Richter was his co-host, but it was some of the funniest late night I have ever watched. Well, now that Conan O'Brien is taking over The Tonight Show in June, he got Andy Richter back on board as co-host, and I can just imagine the hilarity.

Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter are the Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon of the '80s and I'm guessing that it's going to be a ratings booster for NBC because Andy Richter will stop at nothing for a laugh.

When asked about it, Conan O'Brien joked that he's looking forward to the reunion because "Andy owes me $300."

Below is a video of Andy Richter attending the Turkish spa on the NBC set. Enjoy.

Chris Brown Attends Anger Management Classes

Chris Brown is apparently attending anger management classes because his people believe it'll make him look good in the eyes of the public after he beat the crap out of girlfriend Rihanna.

What makes me laugh about this story is that people are acting as though Rihanna was sitting in the car, playing a harp and gazing lovingly at Chris Brown when he decided that it was high time she got a taste of his fist.

Now I've never met Rihanna and I do believe that violence is never the right way to go, but people, come on... Chris Brown comes from a violent background (he watched his stepdad beat on his mom) so I'm sure he didn't want to walk down that same path. Add to that the fact that he ended up beating on an equally famous singer, and it's obvious that Chris Brown truly saw red. This has ruined his career and, potentially, his life considering a lot of men (famous ones at that) want to come to Rihanna's defense.

Whatever the fight was about, it was enough that Chris Brown unleashed hell on a woman, and Rihanna didn't deserve the beating, but let's all stop with the here say and wait for some real information.

Matthew McConaughey Signs Mishka to His Record Label

Okay, so I completely missed the boat on this one. I was so busy checking out Matthew McConaughey in his virtual nakedness everywhere he went, that I failed to figure out that there is an actual brain behind the brawn.

That's right; Matthew McConaughey is a smart guy. Not only is Matthew McConaughey a smart guy, but he has a new record label. And not only is Matthew McConaughey a smart guy with a new record label called jk livin; he just signed his first artist named Mishka.

Mishka's new album Above the Bones is fully in keeping with Matthew McConaughey's naked bongo playing and, considering Mishka is already out on tour, you might even get the chance to see Mishka perform alongside a naked Matthew McConaughey. Ah, one could only be so lucky.

So what kind of music does Mishka play? Well, it's a nice blend of chill reggae.

Are Robert Pattinson and Paris Hilton Dating?

Now it's obvious that I don't care much for Robert Pattinson, but even I don't want to see him get herpes from Paris Hilton. And it seems that Robert Pattinson became a little too comfortable with Paris Hilton at an after-Oscars party. It's a damn shame.

At first, Robert Pattinson was seen getting cozy with Natalie Portman, but then he somehow ended up surrounded by Paris Hilton and she and he ended spending the most part of the evening together. And you know he's likely being treated for Herpes Simplex 2 as we speak.


I'm guessing the Robert Pattinson fans will be up in arms regarding this news and may even go on the hunt for Paris Hilton. So at the end of the day, all's well that ends well, huh?

Hugh Jackman Does a Lap Dance for Barbara Walters

Hugh Jackman is unmistakably all kinds of sexy and he proves it yet again by giving Barbara Walters a lap dance. Is it weird that this turned me on immensely? Hugh Jackman doesn't need much to drive the women wild; add a slight swivel of the hips and the women will fall all over themselves to get a piece of the action.

Hugh Jackman really knows how to work the public; first he acted all humble about being named the Sexiest Man Alive, then he hosted the Oscars to show us that he can sing, dance and still look like a tough guy, and now he's doing lap dances for geriatric women. I mean, Hugh Jackman is the MacGuyver of Hollywood. Someone hose me down...

Nadya Suleman and Her Mother Argue Over 8 Embryos

Nadya Suleman gave Radar Online some rare footage of her and her mother arguing about why Nadya Suleman should or should not have had another 8 babies. Nadya Suleman keeps arguing, "You either use them or you destroy them." What an idiot.

Anyway, the whole argument surely includes valid points from either side, but the way they argue makes it seem so staged. And Nadya Suleman takes on that very annoying Paris Hilton voice that makes me want to scream and rip my hair out.

Check out the video of Nadya Suleman and her mother's tryout video for their own reality show and let me know what you think.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Madonna Facial Hair

You have to hand it to Madonna; she's doing whatever it takes to keep herself looking as young as possible. Unfortunately, Madonna has fallen victim to facial hair and a closeup shot of her face proves it.

At first I thought it was weird little veins in her face but, upon closer inspection, it's obvious that Madonna is well on her way to menopause and even she can't stop the impending doom that a lack of estrogen is going to cause.

Madonna should consult a laser hair removal clinic and try to get rid of this facial hair that is taking over her chin and perhaps we can all forget that this mess ever happened.

Denis Beaudoin Claims He Fathered Nadya Suleman's Kids

A man named Denis Beaudoin has come forward to claim the 14 children he says he may have fathered. Denis Beaudoin says that he donated sperm to Nadya Suleman three times because she claimed that she had ovarian cancer and needed the help of a doctor to get pregnant.

Denis Beaudoin claims he didn't ask any questions when he donated his sperm because he was in love with her and the two even dated between 1997 and 1999. Apparently, he thought that they would eventually marry. What a doof.

Denis Beaudoin says that he wants to take a DNA test and, if he is the father, he wants to help Nadya Suleman out because he knows she can't afford to support them. Nadya Suleman denies that he is the father. What's worse is that Denis Beaudoin says that even if he is not the father, he still wants to help her.

All this sounds too fishy to me... this guy suddenly comes out of the woodworks to claim the kids. Perhaps he's just out for fame. Perhaps Nadya Suleman cut a deal with Denis Beaudoin to ensure that she keeps appearing on the covers of magazines. Nothing would surprise me at this point.

I hope Maury has some free time, this will be a ratings booster for sure!

To see the video of Denis Beaudoin, click here.

Ben Stiller Mocks Joaquin Phoenix at Oscars

Ben Stiller showed up to present at the 81st Oscars ceremony looking like the Unabomber and, even though he was standing next to the very gorgeous Natalie Portman, it was hard to notice her because Ben Stiller was imitating Joaquin Phoenix. It was so funny that I don't think anyone even knew what they were presenting (it was Best Cinematography).

Natalie Portman says, "You look like you work in an Ascetic meth lab." And Ben Stiller said that he was tired of being the "funny" guy. He even walked away from the podium to stare at the screens... even Natalie Portman could not contain herself.

If you didn't see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last week, click on the link and you'll understand why what Ben Stiller did was so incredibly funny.

Will Smith: Boom Goes the Dynamite!

One of the many highlights besides winners Kate Winslet for Best Actress, Heath Ledger for Best Supporting Actor and Sean Penn for Best Actor, as well as Slumdog Millionaire winning for Best Movie, was when Will Smith attempted to present the award for Outstounding, wait, Astanding... no it was Outstanding Sound Editing.

Will Smith was great on his feet and made reference to "Boom goes the dynamite," and if you have no idea what that meant, see below. Will Smith proves he is definitely with the times and a sheer comedic genius. They don't call Will Smith the Fresh Prince for nothing.

Jai Ho...all the way to LA and back!

What a scintillating performance at the Oscars by the Slumdog Millionaire! I personally enjoyed the movie and loved the songs...all of them...Ringa Ringa, Paper Planes...but undoubtedly Jai Ho being the most euphonious.

Following the Oscar ceremony from work today was exciting and the sensational win of Slumdog in eight categories including Best Picture, Best Director and the two for Rehman, ensured a very jubilant atmosphere at work.

I have been following Big B and the likes of him who are of the opinion that the movie portrays the impoverished India and thus not a befitting image for the Oscars. Yes, the movie is about the slumsdogs, but it does not exaggerate the deprivation; it tries to show that silver lining around the cloud which many have chosen not to see. No, am not defending the movie. However, you have to give it to Danny Boyle, an out and out British director, for capturing the Indian sensitivity and spirit so aptly. It's a real movie and reality is often disheartening - not the best movie about India, I agree, but not the worst either.

No words can do justice to the virtuoso that is A. R. Rehman. An ardent fan of Rehman's music myself, his victory does make me proud. For all the copy cats in Bollywood ranging from the Anu Maliks to the Pritams, we have atleast one true genius to boast of. Honestly, I feel there are some other numbers of Rehman that I thought are way better than Jai Ho, but I guess none of them got the kind of publicity and audience that the latter got. Nevertheless, well deserved Rehman.
Jai Ho!

Mickey Rourke's Awesome Spirit Awards Speech

Mickey Rourke is the man. During a live airing of the Spirit Awards, Mickey Rourke dropped hundred of F bombs during an acceptance speech, addressed the non-existent Eric Roberts issue and called Marisa Tomei "Melissa." You gotta admit; Mickey Rourke is the real deal.

One can only hope that Mickey Rourke wins an Oscar tonight because that is going to be one helluva speech. Mickey Rourke also called one of his female co-stars "gap tooth"... hilarious! This is the first time in a long time that I watched an entire acceptance speech.

Mickey Rourke mentions that Eric Roberts should be forgiven for what he did 15 to 20 years ago. What did he do? Well, besides being estranged from his now very famous sister Julia Roberts, which didn't help him climb the Hollywood ladder any, he made a slew of bad B-movie decisions, which blacklisted him from any A-list movies. Why? Because he was broke and needed the money. Just saying.

Nicole Richie is Pregnant Again

Nicole Richie and boyfriend Joel Madden are pregnant with their second child and Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are said to be "over the moon." So now their baby girl, Harlow, who is currently 13 months old, is going to be a big sister soon enough.

Nicole Richie, I'm guessing, has a 5-year plan to have all the kids she wants in one shot, let the nannies raise them until they become coherent, and then spend some time with them. I'm just kidding, I know that Nicole Richie actually is seen in public with her daughter. But then...

Stephen Fowler: Most Hated Man on Wife Swap Ever

The most famous Wife Swap male appearance was made by one Stephen Fowler and the viewers hated him so much that they launched a website called StephenFowlerSucks.com and a Facebook group called "I Can not Stand Stephen Fowler from Wife Swap."

Why has this happened to Stephen Fowler? Well, it's probably because he acted like an elitist and belittled a "simple" housewife from rural Missouri named Gayla Long because she wasn't as educated and didn't find money as important as love and care.

Among the gems that Stephen Fowler laid on Gayla Long include:

"I didn't know you could read."
"I probably make more in a week than you make in a year."

and for the grand finale, Stephen Fowler thought it a good idea to close off with:

"God, that woman is the most stupid woman I've ever met in my life."

Yes, this is the man whose own wife is asking him to get some professional help.

Rihanna Statement

Rihanna's camp finally released a statement, although it does not address the Chris Brown beat-down. Instead, Rihanna's people released a straight-to-the-point statement that addresses what the singer deems important:

"At the request of the authorities, Rihanna is not commenting about the incident involving Chris Brown. She wants to assure her fans that she remains strong, is doing well, and deeply appreciates the outpouring of support she has received during this difficult time."

It's great to know that Rihanna is doing well and is getting better. And you know the paparazzi is staking out wherever it is that she's staying for the first glimpse her from the aftermath. That shot is going to be worth millions. Hmm...

I'm guessing Rihanna's people felt the need to release a statement because of the awful and devastating image that was released to TMZ.

Mischa Barton's Drastic Weight Loss

What the hell happened to Mischa Barton? She disappeared from the paparazzi circuit for a while and resurfaced at Fashion Week looking emaciated. I'm guessing that the images of Mischa Barton's cellulite covered thighs is likely what launched this extreme weight loss.

Mischa Barton looks like she hasn't eaten in months and hasn't slept in years. Her face is sunken in and her body is nearly non-existent. It's obvious that something is definitely wrong with Mischa Barton and I'm hoping that she gets the help she needs before it's too late.

And if Mischa Barton hasn't realized it yet, no amount of weight loss gets rid of cellulite. It's here to stay.

Photo: Rihanna Photo After Chris Brown Beating Shown On TMZ

We don't know how they do it, but they did it.

TMZ has acquired the police photo of singer Rihanna taken just moments after her beating by Chris Brown.

The LAPD, seeming to run for cover, also released a statement:

"The LAPD does not and will not release any victim's photos. It's that simple. We have not."

Brown, 19, was arrested for the beating, while the Grammy Awards Ceremony he was supposed to appear at went on - without him. He was released from jail on $50,000 bail.

Rihanna , who turns 21 today, is cooperating with police.

Brown issued a statement last week apologizing, and said he was seeking counseling. He is due in court on March 5.
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Picture of Rihanna After Beating Sold to TMZ

It just goes to show that nothing is sacred and that even the cops are sellouts. A picture of Rihanna after she got a beating from Chris Brown was sold to TMZ for what I'm guessing is a whole lot of money and now the police has launched an investigation to find out who sold the picture to TMZ.

Uh, I'm guessing a cop who makes about $35k a year thought that he could easily pocket a couple hundred grand by selling Rihanna's broken, bloody and bruised face to the highest bidder.
Wow.

Poor Rihanna and Chris Brown will never live this down and you can bet that Rihanna is going to be hella pissed that this shot was sold. Someone is going to get sued like crazy and it's not TMZ.

Nadya Suleman Buys Million Dollar Home

Nadya Suleman's mom's house in undergoing foreclosure because of $24k in back payments on her mortgage. Nadya Suleman, however, managed to make $1.2 million off her Today Show interview and has since purchased a $1.24 million home in California.

That's right; Nadya Suleman is so sure that she's going to make millions upon millions that she bought herself a beautiful home with 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths and a pool. Wow, life is good for Nadya Suleman.

UPDATE: So word has it that she hasn't actually BOUGHT the home yet, but she is seriously considering it and is doing 2 interviews there: one with Dr. Phil and the other with Entertainment Tonight. So chances are those interviews together will pay for the house and all the nannies she's going to need.

Actually, rumor has it that a California-based nonprofit organization called Angels in Waiting has offered Nadya Suleman some baby help and a place to stay with her 14 children, which would cost roughly $135,000 a month. And that's not a number to sneeze at.

2-Year-Old Chinese Kid Smoking

Justin Gaston Shirtless: Now With More Bulge

Justin Gaston did a shoot for VMAN magazine and I have to say, he is worth looking at. Yes, the pictures make it seem like he's enjoying that net a little too much, but his crazy abs and that really-happy-to-see-me bulge make up for it.

Justin Gaston is still dating Miley Cyrus because he's still not as famous as he'd like to be, but with a few more pictures like these, I'm sure he'll have no problem getting where he wants to go.

Michael Jackson to Auction Off Bizarre Items

Considering Michael Jackson is in a financial pinch of sorts, he's decided to auction off some seriously bizarre items to the highest bidders. But considering Michael Jackson is a bit of a weirdo himself, I'm guessing these items are completely normal for him.

First up for bid: the gates to Michael Jackson's now defunct Neverland Ranch.

Next is a piece of art the depicts Mona Lisa, Michael Jackson (pre-crazy surgery) and company donning dark sunglasses and a white glove. No seriously.

Then there's the Rolls Royce, more strange artwork, rhinestoned socks, that infamos white spandex glove, a personal letter from Ronald Reagan, his 1984 American Music Award for Thriller, and Edward Scissorhands' hands. Yes, this is all for real, so if you thought there was a chance that Michael Jackson was just a bit misunderstood, here's all the evidence you need to figure otherwise.

Pamela Anderson Fashion Week Disaster

Pamela Anderson really needs to start covering up; she's 41 now and it's quite obvious that she wasn't very good to herself in her 20s. Not only is she starting to sag in all the wrong places, but Pamela Anderson refuses to believe it. And she decided to walk the runway during Richie Rich's Fashion Week show.

Add to that the fact that she's wearing the same makeup on her wrinkly face and you've got yourself a woman in sheer denial. Pamela Anderson was stunning in her heyday, but the hey and the day are gone now and she needs to face it.

Given, yes, her body is not atrocious for a 41-year-old, but Pamela Anderson really raised the bar on hotness when she was younger and, well, she just doesn't have it anymore.

What do you think? Should Pamela Anderson start covering it all up and take on a more conservative look? Like say, draping a pashmina over her damn self?

American Idol 8 Recap: February 19 2009

Well, it's no surprise who the 3 top finalists were last night: Alexis Grace, Michael Sarver and Danny Gokey made it to the Top 12 on American Idol.

I have to say, I was hella disappointed to see that Anoop Desai didn't make it because, not only was he very personable, but he was a helluva singer. Tatiana Del Toro was about to have a mental breakdown because she got the boot, and I was sad to see her go because her annoying little habits began to grow on me that Costanza would grow on the women he dated.

I'll call it right now: the widow Danny Gokey to win.

INXS Singer JD Fortune is Living in His Car

Rock Star: INXS winner JD Fortune was lucky enough to land the gig as frontman for Aussie band INXS considering he was living in his car before he landed the gig, but it seems that INXS has dropped the singer and he's back to living in his car once again.

JD Fortune admitted that he became a cokehead while with the band but broke free of the habit, but the band still fired him in Hong Kong via handshake. The band went one way and they left JD Fortune standing there all alone.

I'm pretty sure JD Fortune became a bit of a diva and the band just wasn't having it, and now JD Fortune is left to live in his car. I guess you live and you learn. And then you move into your Honda Civic.

Bachelor Finale Spoiler: Who Jason Really Picks

Wow, if this is true, then The Bachelor TV show is truly heartless. Apparently, it was discovered after the first episode that Jason Mesnick picks Melissa Rycroft in the March 2, 2009 finale, but the plot thickens and it seems that Jason Mesnick actually dumps Melissa Rycroft in the After The Final Rose episode and selects Molly Malaney.

And it's not Jason Mesnick's fault: I'm guessing the producers of The Bachelor discovered that the show's sleuths did some investigating and figured out that the freckled hand and pinky ring in the ads belonged to Melissa Rycroft, so they told Jason Mesnick that he has to pick Molly Malaney in the aftershow.

That, or Jason Mesnick really is a prick and realized that the grass in greener. I was actually hoping that he would've picked DeAnna Pappas, but that's just me.

This day...that year

Yes, it has been two years since we tied the knot. It's been a roller coaster really. Many of my friends comment that I am now "well married"; I wonder what they mean but somehow I still feel I am not "married enough" :).

It would take me an eternity to recap these two years that just flew by. The memories of February 19 2007 are so vivid in my mind. The whole wedding paraphernalia, the grandeur of the day, the intermingling of the joy of anticipation of a brand new phase and the sorrow of physically moving away from the family that is at the core of my being. Gosh, the big fat Indian wedding is no trivial task. It requires solid stamina, emotional support, meticulous planning and most importantly immense patience (the constant flow of curious relatives and friends, and what not).

Life's moved on, smooth sails and rough ones too, high tides and low tides but then life is always what you make it!

Making the Cut. Face Shapes and Hairstyles.

What’s the best short hairstyle for your face shape?

Before cutting your locks, estimate your “short” options. “You have to think about the jawline, the face shape, the length of the neck — all of those things contribute to how short or long you can go with the bob,” said celebrity hairstylist Ted Gibson, who snipped Anne Hathaway’s above-the-shoulder do. “Even though everyone is wearing shorter hair, it’s important to not be a slave to the trend.”

Gibson’s fail-safe tips? Those with fuller faces should avoid taking it too short: “You wouldn’t want the haircut to be at the jawline because it’s going to accentuate that,” he said. “If it’s a little longer, it’s slimming and more angular on the face and neck.” The perfect candidate for a pixie do or cropped bob, said Gibson, is someone who is thinner through the cheeks and with a smaller head. Regardless of how much you elect to cut, Gibson ranks the severity of the cut as the top consideration: “It should definitely have softness to it.”

If U Seek Amy Choreography For Video

There's a lot of anticipation surrounding Britney Spears' "If U Seek Amy" video and I'm guessing it's because the song is about getting F U C K'd.

Some video of the choreography has been posted on Britney Spears' website and it looks like it's going to live up to the hype because the boys in the video are going to be hot. Britney Spears looks all kinds of sexy not that she put the Cheetos down and hopped onto a treadmill, so If U Seek Amy is going to be a huge hit, even if it doesn't get any radio play.

Terrence Howard Was Arrested for Domestic Abuse in 2001

Terrence Howard commented on the Chris Brown / Rihanna fiasco last week and came to Chris Brown's defense (see below). Terrence Howard then retracted his statement saying he had no idea what had actually occurred between the couple. It's just weird that he would say what he said if he had no idea what went down.

So The Smoking Gun decided to do some investigating and discovered that Terrence Howard had actually been busted for domestic abuse in 2001, after he broke into his estranged wife's home and punched her twice in the face.

So now Terrence Howard seems like the kind of guy who thinks that there are some circumstances in which a woman deserves the beating she gets. That can't be good for his career and it may just go the way of Ike Turner's. Who? you may ask... that's my point exactly.